Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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