Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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