I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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