let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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