Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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