ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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