But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
