so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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