Where is the hickey?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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