dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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