i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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