i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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