i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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