What a fucking waste of an outfit
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
soo... how was my night?
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