i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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