Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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