I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I believe in your delicious
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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