she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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