Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she told me i tasted like america
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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