I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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