We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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