how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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