Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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