yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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