I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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