Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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