dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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