Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
