Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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