Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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