8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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