We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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