just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You can't just leave with hair like that
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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