She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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