why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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