What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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