Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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