the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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