gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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