More tranny stories later!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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