Plan B is the new Plan A
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she peed on how many people?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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