what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
