Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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