Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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