I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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