My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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