you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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