what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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