The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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