I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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