I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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