She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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